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One evening Brian went over to his friend Terry`s house to play cards with some friends. Brian sat directly across from Terry`s wife. Brian dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry`s wife had her legs open and no panties. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of  water. To his surprise Terry`s wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, ” Did you like what you saw?” Brian said “Yes I did.” She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500.”So Brian thought about this financial situation and said, “O.K.” She said, “Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.”Brian said, “I`ll see you then.”  The next day, Brian came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.  Later, Terry came home and asked, “Has Brian been over here today”  She said, thinking she had been caught, “As a matter of fact, he wz.”  Terry said, “Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.”

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lisawiseman:

so very very tragic.

thedailywhat:

RIP: 41-year-old British-born filmmaker and photojournalist Tim Hetherington, co-director of the Oscar-nominated Afghanistan war documentary Restrepo, was killed today when an RPG struck a group of journalists in the Libyan city of Misrata.

Three others were also injured in the attack: Pulitzer Prize-nominated Getty photographer Chris Hondros, Panos Agency photographer Guy Martin — both of whom are said to be in serious condition — and freelancer Michael Brown, who was slightly wounded.

In his final tweet, posted just hours before the attack, Hetherington wrote: “In besieged Libyan city of Misrata. Indiscriminate shelling by Qaddafi forces. No sign of NATO.”

(Above: Tim Hetherington (right), alongside fellow Restrepo director Sebastian Junger.)

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Source: thedailywhat
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